This is my MPF statement…

Holy fuck… I lost $19,367.83 out of 49,141.72. The fund is managed by BestServe Financial. Fuck!!!

That’s almost 40% loss!! Fuck MPF. I would rather have the money in my pocket wasted in booze or coffee instead of fatting the wallet of those fund managers who do a lousy job!!! Fuck MPF!!!

Seriously, I want all my money back!!